This book is about living the salt-life in the Conch Republic before I was run out of town. Learn the hidden truth behind "The Gay Agenda" and what it means for normal people who want to raise a family there. The misguided efforts of Mosquito Control are exposed like never before. You will be shocked at the effects of aerial spraying on the environment by their helicopters. There are outrageously comical articles you will never see in the local papers.This book is a must for anyone who is interested in Key West. I spent most of my adult life in the Conch Republic and wrangled plenty of groupers at Mallory Square. What is it really like for a "Freshwater Conch" living in the Conch Republic? Grab a beer, kick your feet up, and read all about it if you dare.